Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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