You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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