You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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