thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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