Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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