so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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