i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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