I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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