Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
