Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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