that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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