I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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