I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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