I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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