cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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