I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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