i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize