Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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