but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Girls should come with a carfax report
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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