A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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