are you so shy because you have an std?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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