i was rollin on her like bob the builder
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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