D3 body, D1 cock
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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