absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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