Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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