we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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