whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you would pick up someone in the library
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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