"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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