your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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