in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
do nipples grow back?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
