just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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