Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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