Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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