He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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