YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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