you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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