Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
