I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
last night I used snow as a chaser
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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