is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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