boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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