u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
ok first of all what the fuck
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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