You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
