your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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