Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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