seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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