I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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