If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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