Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
whose ass print is on the piano?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Your penis caused this!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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