the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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