Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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